Dear Emily

A letter my daughter wrote on her Facebook page...She is due any day, now. This is TOO funny:
Dear Emily, Although your presence has been enjoyable & your move in was most assuredly celebrated, the circumstances of your stay have become uncomfortable & laborious for your host. You must vacate & move on to more appropriate living quarters, which are available at your earliest convenience. Failure to comply will result in forced eviction in no less than 10 days from today. Your Mother - Amy